Because Mike Singletary is such a crazy cat (see Vernon Davis and trouser drop), it got me thinking: What will he do next?-Grow a mustache and wear a sweater vest (a la Mike Ditka).
-Trade his entire draft for a running back (a la Mike Ditka).
-Appear in a Will Ferrell movie (a la Mike Ditka).
-Apply for Chippendale membership.
-Drop his pants for the halftime interview.
-Do the Full Monty.
-Do the Super Bowl Shuffle during halftime to get his message across.
-Send the waterboy to the showers.
-Get the hell out of San Francisco. Oh, wait, he can't. Oops.
-Play linebacker for San Fran.
-Kill himself after seeing how bad the Niners are.
-Try to beat the Cardinals (yeah, right).
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